February 2009
252 posts
“I’m a machine. I run on keyboard strokes.”
– Co worker Matt - WHAT THE FUCK, WHO SAYS THAT. I HATE HIM.
B-Boy Breakin Moves Dictionary (1)
AIRPLANES: Form of a windmills with your arms spread out straight to the sides as high as you can get them.
AIRSWIPES: You start with both hands and feet on the ground, facing upwards. Then you kick your legs up with your weight on one arm and spin over so that you land on your other arm before your legs land. If done correctly you should be able to spin you body completely around in a full...
Latisha and Susan needa lose weight, they're...
For those of you who weren’t partying with me two weekends ago won’t know MY Latisha and Susan so in this inncident Latisha and Susan are whoever YOU want them to be.
Goodbye summer, hello Autumn..
No more days where just walking 10m you will have sweated 5 litres. No more people dying in storm drains. No more fucking not being able to breathe because of the heat sucking the life out of everything human. No more having to re do your make up every 5 minutes because of sweating from simple tasks like chewing. No more burshfire and flood deaths.
One of the worst highlights of Brisbanes...
Worst thing I've ever googled in my life..
Abortion.
Put that in your mouth fucker...
Holy shit my friend Rachel told me about her weekend..soo good..
She was at this party and there was this really annoying guy and looong story made short, hes chatting to her and shes thinking will you just fuck off, then hes like aaahh I have a punding head so shes was like oh yeah I’ve got some pandol want some? Obviously he does so she fiddles round in her bag and gives him a period pain...
CO WORKERS
James - the buff man who sounds like a duck and ONLY drinks muscle shakes for lunch
Emily - the loud obnoxious cunt who thinks its really really funny to talk like that beached whale and actually pretends its just her natural way of talking
Josh - the fag who doesn’t look like a fag and tells me that I shouldn’t be on the internet during work hours, so I just shoot dirty looks his...
Droolin dogzzzzz
Jensen Ackles is the lead.
He’s a bit of a babe. I used to drool over him pretty bad in “Supernatural” when I was in school.
“good thing its 3D it’ll be like he’s actually in the room with us”, Rachelle.
I will need to change my undies by the end of the movie.
HoRnY tEeNaGeR
My Bloody Valentine 3d
Ten years ago, a tragedy changed the town of Harmony forever. Tom Hanniger, an inexperienced coal miner, caused an accident in the tunnels that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a permanent coma. But Harry Warden wanted revenge. Exactly one year later, on Valentine’s Day, he woke up…and brutally murdered twenty-two people...
I am SO excited about seeing a R18+ 3D movie. Sex...
Why does she feel the need to rant about her life,...
She saw my pack of Peter Stuyvesants and was like “Peter stuvys” AND I was like “what do you mean peter stuvys?” then shes like “well I’m a bit of a bogan”. AND I go “let me guess you used to smoke Winfields” (cause naturally EVERY one knows winfields are the bogan cigarett) AND shes like “Yeah. I used to go through at least two packs on...
“In love with the fucked up kids”
– Broken Social Scene
