March 2009
163 posts
I finished work 10 minutes ago. And I am still...
I AM FEELING WITTY AND READY TO POST.
...
mistermeaner:
More nervous than the first day of school.
USE A CONDOM.
My work life
2 hours work, 6 hours tumblr. LITERALLY.
I figured it would be inappropriate to. So I didn’t. Just in case they got offended, or worse I got fired.
“Hey motherfucker. Sorry about my fucking stupid shit colleagues.”
– Sonja and I are contemplating whether it would be alright to call a client and speak to them like this.
Why the fuck unfollow?
I only follow 38 people because I am select with what tumblrs are good, so fuckers should only really even start following if they are 100% certain they won’t want to unfollow for any reason. Followers should be in it for the long run I say.
EMILY (CO WORKER)
Bitch, you needa shut your mouth. Stop complaining about EVERY SINGLE THING. Its your fucking job, just do it and get over the shit that it brings you. I am sick of sitting near you and hearing your fucking bitching about every god damn thing. NO ONE wants to hear you whine. So shut the fuck up before I slap you.
(godddddddddddddddd I want to say this to her. But I will probably get fired for...
A "normal" weekend in Brisbane
- Walk out of a bar and see a guy get hit by a taxi
- Jam your fingers in a door
- Unexpected weather changes - Rains - and its not raining when you leave the house so no unbrella is in your bag, so you have to run everywhere to not get wet, in heels
- Eat 5 or more burgers in one night
- Get kicked out of the bar
- Feel like you have broken feet
Brisbane is a curse to the world.
Whats really going to happen when I am in New York
My body will be sent back in my suitcase chopped up. Because I have offended the Brooklyn n Queens gangs by walking down their streets with a giant boom box resting on my shoulder boomin “This is black hoodie rap, there’s no fear in my eyes where they lookin at” “B-R-O-O-K-L-Y-N. COME AGAIN”.
Do they have local rap gigs in Brisbane?
Itchin to go to one.
“I have a cold so my T’s look like Y’s.”
– G Unit (my coworker). Questioning why he wrote FBY instead of FBT. (and don’t ask what FBT is because I’ll answer it and guaranteed you won’t know and I won’t explain it so don’t bother)
“I AM part of a gang that drinks heavily in alleys and draws dicks in bathrooms”
oh lordy lord
My co worker just asked me what I was doing this weekend. Shes the only one of my co workers that I like. You know the one I’ve told you that I call Nazi cause shes German? Well yeah she asked me what I was doing this weekend. So I started telling her that I am going to drink in an alley and then go to common people. And shes like, whats that? I just started telling her how I am part of a...
“Fur is not murder, but it is quite expensive.”
– Karl Lagerfeld. (via velveteendream)
