I’ve realised that I posted that it was my birthday soon way back in March, when really it wasn’t that soon. But now it is, its next Tuesday. I think I might host a street party, if you want to come holla me. There is one rule only, you have to bring at least 1 litre of booze.
Second thoughts..thats the worst idea I have ever had. It’ll end up being me having to jab an adrenalin shot into someones chest or some shit like someone will dive nose first into the concrete and die. Any other day I’m happy to deal with that shit, but not on my birthday. Sorry guys, parties canceled.
Laura: Hahahahha you know what I just remembered… when we put the radio in the box in the classroom and turned it up and left. We were actually dying we were laughing so hard. We were in grade 12. hahahah oh we were so immature, I don’t even know how.
Me:“ME AND MY POSSY, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL”. Line of that year.
Rachel: HAHAHHAHA CHIKONDIII MUBBUUZZIII
Laura: Hahaha did someone say that to chiko? I hated her so intensely from that day onwards.
Rachel: Hahaha no chiko said it to meg after she found her hat and dobbed on us.
Laura: Hahah she went up to meg and was like “yous are in huge trouble” with her little shit eating grin. Meg like ran faster than I’ve ever seen her run to find me and was like CHIKO IS FUCKING GOING DOWN.
Me: Yeah I was with megn, cause her and I were going to maths and then chiko came up to us and was like “yous are in big trouble” and then the whole of maths we were like dying to tell laura and we were devising getaway plans. And mass murder plans of her black race.
Laura: Hahahah exactly. From that day on anything chiko said we would like snicker at and like whenever she would walk into a room we would all just stare at her. fuck we were insane. I would have been so scared of us if I wasn’t in our group. We just decided who was our enemies and those fuckers were done. Hahaha we were amazing. vomiting on the carpet with all our phones out recording it and like screaming.
Me: SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS TO PEACHES SONGS. “SUCKIN ON MA TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTIN ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME”