May 2009
113 posts
My lifes pretty great, only really got one big issue, my sunglasses are too big,...
– Hows that even an issue?
After touching a wasabi coated peanut, I touched...
I have a stinging eye, a purple foot and I have a bruise on my jaw. The pains, aches and distortion of good weekends live on into the week.
I just chipped my fucking tooth.
I just got facebook.
I just suggested to my team leader that we call...
I’m going to try not to drink too much otherwise I’ll like end up running around...
– I just said this about myself for a work function/booze up thats happening this Friday. And I know I won’t be able to control my drinking, its a thing I struggle with. And the bad thing is, is that it really actually is a 98% certainty that I will end up doing one or drunkest possibility, god...
FUCK YOU KEVIN RUDD
Turns out I’m not even elgible for that $900. The whole government system is a fuck up. I know who I’m won’t be voting for on the next election. Its made me want to be a voter now. I vote Rudd goes. Can’t wait to hear the budget tonight. Hope Australia is in its downfall and the finger is pointed at Rudd and there will be some emergency vote to have a new prime minister....
He was handsome and a very good criminal.
We lived on sunlight and chocolate...