June 2009
36 posts
Drop it like its hot
Msg from me to chel..
“Some bitch lady is death staring me on the train, like actually stared me down head to toe. Stupid bitch is just jealous I’m hot”
Msg from chel to me..
“Yeah, majority of the time their just jealous of your looks. They’re so many freaks that come on trains. At the moment theres this old man who has been walking around, sitting next to random...
Have you ever been in one of those situations where you don’t know someone that much and you’re having a pretty intense conversation about your mum, dad siblings etc with them and then they start saying stuff about how their mum has been married three times and they hate thier dads wife cause shes a freak and just saying stuff thats really fucking awkward and you just kinda stare with...
Okay so I’m walking back to work from finishing my lunch break. I go to cross the road at a set of lights and a trady in his ute thats having to wait for me to cross the road yells at me “you’re meant to stop walkin when the mans red”. Well you know what I fucking started walking when he was green and half way in the middle of the road the man started flashing red, what am...
“Just walked past two aboriginals smoking ice in our car park at work”
– Rachel. This is the best line that has ever been emailed to me
There’s been a lot said in the media lately about the Swine Flu Epidemic and if, like me, you are finding it hard to separate fact from fiction, here are a couple of tips to help you get through the crisis unscathed:
Fact: Swine Flu is the deadliest disease the human race has ever encountered in its 6,000,000,000,000 year history. Each year over 750 million people die of Swine Flu and its related...
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– YOU ARE NOT WITTY. JUST STOP. PLEASE. OVER YOU. 