You look like a movie star– My Hungarian co worker is obsessed with me
So distressed over lollie wrappers with images...
“I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park,” Mr Simpkins said.” Read more
Ratatat - Wild Cat This song will never die.
CAUGHT RED HANDED
On the internet. :-|
I WON MY FUCKING AWESOME EGYPTIAN SNOW GLOME...
I hate those people that think they are changing...
Wow my “team” really doesn’t notice if I’m at work or not. They just had a morning team meeting and I didn’t realise till I peeped over my desk and they were all gathered around. They didn’t even realise that I wasn’t there. THANKS GUYS FOR REALLY MAKING ME FEEL A PART OF THE TEAM. Ha and yesterday in the team meeting they joked around bein all like...
Ohhh goddd I just looked at the time..
I’ve been at work for over an hour now and I have done nothing. And with my job you actually have to do work, I only get away with shit because my desk is situated in a snazy lil corner, so no one sees me, no ones hears me, no one even knows I work here basically. Thats good n all but when I have my monthly review I will be questioned. I don’t really know if I’m gunna hold this...
I went to work with a hangover, came home with a tan and diabetes.– Andrew IS MY FAGGOT
I WAS LIKE, WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY GUINEA?– Jose is perfect. (via nicoleok) Me friday night: “I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU NICOLE”