September 2009
58 posts
Al needs a Girlfriend
This weekend I’m going to buy Al a girlfriend so that they can have babies.
fuckyeahmariahcarey:
“Obsessed [Remix Featuring...
“A guinea is a friend for life, not just for christmas.”
– Andrew, you know it
time for another (failed) diet
fuck brocoli, this time its just diet pills and love.
fuckyeahmariahcarey:
“Candy Bling” by Mariah...
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
At the beginning of this week I received a $5000 credit card in the mail. I’m still trying to figure out whether this is the beginning/end of my life…
“Only thing that’s on my mind
Is who gon’ run this town tonight
Is who gon’ run...”
That night I couldn't feel my legs
Stoned. So so so so fucking high. Watching cloverfield and its just far too intense. The shouting, the mayhem, the fact all this shit is going down in New York and I’m going there in three months. I really can’t take it. I actually feel like its the end of the fucking world watching this movie. Half taking my eyes off the tv screen I notice that my legs are see through? WHAT THE FUCK?...
“i’m gun get so high tomorrow then i’m guna call up sick on monday...”
Beirut - In The Mausoleum
Start to my day.
my damn diet didn't last longer than a day
in reference to my past two posts, i failed both. I ate a whopper burger after work. Am high now so will soon or later get the munchies and get another two whoppers. I’m also watching a shit spanish movie that is subtitled so have lost interest within seconds. Fucking spanish. Fuck that. I will regret writing all this. Trust me i really fucking will. I just wanna do a shout out to my homies,...
Exercise
I probably need to exercise to be able to lose 1.43 kilos PER DAY FOR TWO WEEKS.
Morning: 30 minute walk
Evening: 5 hour gym workout
JUST BREAKIN’ A SWEAT.
DIET (will last maybe one day, we'll see)
B: banana
MT: avocado
L: broccoli, corn, carrot
AT: orange
D: air
REPEAT EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
Weight loss and anemia here I come.
I actually have to do this, if I want to fit this dress I really want to wear to my sis’ weddin, which is in two weeks. So I actually need/want to lose 20 kilos in 2 weeks. So I have to actually lose 1.43 kilos a day? HOLY SHIT.
velveteendream:
Fantasy - Mariah Carey feat. Ol’...
